Total Medals Earned: 33 (From 12 different games.) Total Medal Score: 315 Points
Medals Earned: 3/8 (15/90 points)
Medals Earned: 1/52 (5/330 points)
Medals Earned: 12/13 (65/115 points)
Medals Earned: 5/17 (110/480 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/325 points)
Medals Earned: 2/23 (10/540 points)
Medals Earned: 2/19 (20/345 points)
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/290 points)
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/155 points)
Played the game for the first time
Won a game of single player
Customized your character
Won a match against someone in online
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Reached level 50
Played on Madness Day (9/22)
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
defeat the woman 100 times
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Killing Spiderman
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Crushing the balloon
Crushing the Air Racer
Crushing the Asteroid
Catching 10 Baseballs
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Crushing the tram
Crushing 65 Containers
Killing 28 Cows
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
Play NG Stars
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
View the game walkthrough.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Go through the sewers
Achieve the highest rank
Beat the game
Go through the battlefield
Beat the game under 5 mins
Beat the game without dropping rank once
Beat the game without dying once
Crush yourself with a rock, you must.
Learn a valuable lesson about fire safety.
It's a long way down.
Run out of time.
Become king of the schoolyard.
Get creative with fishing.
Obtain the ultimate weapon.
Kill everyone.
Ruin everyone's life without killing anything.
deliver 1 mail
Deliver all mail
Deliver to every house
